Survival Tips for the Prophets of the Apocalypse

From those who have seen the end of the world

Tip 1: Learn to love your bunker

Our experts have discovered that the secret to survival lies within the walls of your underground shelter. Learn to appreciate the simple things in life, like a well-stocked pantry and a reliable air filtration system.

Tip 2: Find a good therapist

When the world above is in flames, you'll want to have someone to talk to. Our prophets have seen it all, and we're here to tell you that a good shrink can make all the difference between sanity and madness in the post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Tip 3: Learn to cook with canned goods

Want more survival tips? Visit our Advanced Survival Techniques subpage for more expert advice from the Prophets of the Apocalypse.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Secret Survival Society page for the latest gossip and rumors from the underground.